Here's our first daily sweep-up of all the other glittery pieces of news, guff and stuff collecting in the dusty corners of the internet. Make some builders tea, sit back, read, click and HAVE A NOSE.

* Rolling Stone reveals Radiohead's unlikeliest new fan: it's Britney Spears(above)...

* Perez Hilton outs Tori Spelling as the latest cast member to sign up for the Beverley Hills 90210 spin-off...

* The Daily Swarm scabs off about professional cursemonkey Madonna and her endorsement of naughty secondary ticketing companies...

* NME blabs about Justin Timberlake's new "action-packed mini-movie" reality telly show...

* The Guardian nicks Jenna "Dubya" Bush's wedding album...

* Feministing presents us with a very funny comedy clip about yoghurt, we shit you not...

* And Stereogum nudges us towards the spooky new Portishead video.

Now pass us the biscuits and calm yourselves.