The Lipster

Here's a terrifying preview of tomorrow's weekly mag report: this week’s Grazia says a whopping 62% of the 2000 women surveyed want to shag David Cameron. And, and, AND – they think he’d be just dreamy in the sack. Grazia’s editor Jane Bruton says we think he’s more in tune with modern gals, and that we “think of him in a friendly, stylish, messy household, making his kids' breakfast. They can imagine him being a husband or a friend. Gordon Brown has a lot of ground to make up. He's more private…we need to see more of the man."

Now then readers, personally I’m less interested in whether he feeds his kids their Coco Pops (and suspect the involvement of a Nanny-type person in that home-making equation) than I am in what he’s actually, you know, going to DO. I also couldn’t give two hoots whether his home is a Waynetta Slob trash-hole or an impossibly “stylish” shag palace, though I’m willing to bet it’s actually beige-bland and kept nice with the aid of a cleaner-type person.

So shall we have a look at what Dave, Gordon or Nick actually reckon they'll do for women, policy-wise, were they to win your cross on the ballot?

‘Dreamy’ Dave would do this...

‘Brooding’ Gordon would do this...

And Nick ‘I speak five European languages, ladies’ Clegg would do this.

Your votes, ladies?