What's in the news? HERE'S what's in the news.

A frankly whopping 75% of this year's Turner Prize nominees are of the lady kind. Cor.

Winehouse's garage becomes the hottest new place in Camden for wannabe rock stars to hang out. Who needs the Hawley Arms!

Talking Heads' David Byrne turns a New York museum into a massive instrument. Yep, even bigger than a tuba.

Agyness Deyn gets more of the rock and roll bug and forms a pun-tastic punk band Gene Jacket. Well done.

Pete Doherty comes clean on how he managed to pass drugs tests before he went into jail. By using someone else's piss, that's how.

Fergie - Duchess, not Black Eyed Pea - moves into a council estate for larks (this story has however been over shadowed by the fact that I have just spotted I have exactly the same hair as Fergie at the moment. Hairdresser has been duly booked.

And Liz Jones tells all women; young and old, what we are and aren't allowed to wear. Thanks Liz.