Sexist TV adverts past and present

By Wendy Roby

Ah, copywriters. Spending unspeakably long days with their limited edition Air Force Ones propped up on desks inside avant-garde offices decorated like teenage bedrooms. They got it bad.

They don’t only have to spend months compiling patronising profiles of we consumer drones and plotting tricksy "brand identities". They also have to then spend two weeks in Mauritius on an expense account while three-score bikini lovelies throw their legs in the air for razor adverts. To cap it all, they’re forced to spend a further month at the post-production house, suffering the humiliation of irritatingly fussy sushi lunches, delivered by stroppy minimum wage slavers. It’s not easy, eh readers?

You won’t be that surprised to hear that while there are many Account Executives (client suck-ups) in advertising, there aren’t so many female "creatives" (people what write the ads). This is because advertising likes its "creatives" young, directional and shaped like Nathan Barley. This is why it regularly produces the kind of thick offensive nonsense lapped up by Nuts peabrains up and down the land. And that which comes from thick heads stays thick, and ends up on your telly. So in honour of the dumbos, and to add a little WTF fire to your arvo, here’s some fine examples from berks who should know better. So roll your eyes and give us your own examples.

1. Folgers Coffee (1959)

To ease you in, here’s some nonsense about "fresh perked" coffee and how you really oughta make sure his cup runneth over with instant goodness. “I’m serious honey, your coffee’s undrinkable!” quoth Everyman husband person. “I’m serious honey, you’re so boring I’ve had it off with the handyman!” being the correct response.



2. Wildroot Shampoo (1962)

Apparently in 1962 a "whistle and a wink gets her every time". Yup, I love whistling, me. Do you like whistling, readers? Are you one gene away from being some sort of woman/canine genetic abomination? Oh, aren’t we all?



3. Rustlers Hamburgers (2007)

Absolutely hilarious. Encourages thick blokes to eat terrible food thereby making them fat and unattractive. They then have absolutely no chance of getting a girlfriend, be she microwaveable or oven-ready. Prompted 219 complaints to the ASA, but I do have a question and it does merit shouty caps. WHO WROTE THIS PIFFLE?



4. Hungry Man Chicken (2008)

Over in America, it is a medical fact proven by science that drinking smoothies turns you into a girl. And all girls go to the loo in threes, right? OMG that is SO funny. Because it’s true, yeah? Also notable for a totally shameless "Obesity crisis? What obesity crisis?" tagline. Men of America, "It’s good to be full".


5. Ladbrokes Bingo

Ladbrokes Bingo not only posits that men are a bunch of lumpen, petrol-headed engine obsessives. They’ve also come up with a handy solution. All you do is walk away, log on to your computer and spend all the family money on online bingo! Come on girls - you can do it craned over a laptop in a darkened room, all on your own, whilst the family quietly falls apart in front of Corrie! Presumably after you’ve spent all the Family Credit, you can then take out one of those brilliant consolidation loans that are just a phone call away. Too, too depressing for words.


Go on, telly-bashers. Nominate your own sexist TV ads below.


1 comment
Arrow


14 May at 03:51 PM
To redress the gender imbalance

I'm happy to be filmed in my soiled pants promoting washing machines, cheap chocolate and 'consolidated loans'.

FYI – I am a mid-thirties male who chain smokes and looks like Daniel Day Lewis having a stroke.

Oliver Shepherd 14 May at 04:27 PM
It's a bit of a cliche

to say that a lot of the time it is men that are made to look like brainless idiots in adverts. However, a lot of the time it is men that are made to look like brainless idiots in adverts. I just wish I could think of some good examples.

A better man than me has some thoughts about men in advertising though - your Brooker on Screenwipe:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wiwmYjk9ARA

14 May at 04:33 PM
guilty as charged

I think there is a lot of this in the industry still (Lynx, anything with J Clarkson's face on it, so-called 'lad-mags') but I think - in places - there has been some progress in the right direction.

You're right in one area though - all bar one of the copywriters in an ad agency I know of are female. However, 90% of the account handlers (including the MD and two other top earners) are women. I also know plenty of successful women copywriters, some of whom are responsible for pumping out ads that would make the average Lipster's gorge rise.

14 May at 05:23 PM
who pushes the button?

If it's not sexism backfiring on a brand, it's the likes of my current favourite, Nationwide, trying to make their fictional competition look like imbeciles while managing to actually put people off their own brand.

Copywriters and account execs aside, who are the commissioning marketing geniuses that actually sign this stuff off?

Orla Doherty 14 May at 08:21 PM
It's not just men

There's rather a horrendous number of ads where women behave like lecherous idiots lately, and that's apparently 'ok' because we're the downtrodden lot, aren't we?

The Diet Coke Break ads and that bloody Bueno one with "A Little Bit of What You Fancy" being the objectified arse of a waiter.

Supposedly feminist ads are the ones which get my goat more than anything, they cheapen progress.

Scooter 15 May at 02:04 AM
I just gotta Axe

Do you all get the Axe Body Spray commercials, or is that just a local infection here in the states?

They're enough to make yuh wanna go Lizzy Borden. What with young guys spraying aforesaid body spray upon themselves and then the womens get hot wet panting with lust and throwing themselves at the young irresistable studmuffins.

I'm guessing it's supposed to be "ironic" and a pomo take on the old Hai Karate commercials of the seventies. But in actuality it's just sad and makes you figure that Axe smells like ass and is worn by the same.

15 May at 12:22 PM
Ad bashing

I'm a female Copywriter. Woo! The only one at my current agency, and at the last place I worked.

This may raise hackles, but the lack of female creatives might have something to do with the fact that a big ego - or at least an unerring self-belief that borders on arrogance - seems to really help in this industry. Ooooh, controversial.

And the ads? Well, Rustlers just want to shift burgers. Did their complaint-generating spot appeal to the target audience and boost sales? The depressing answer is: probably.

Emma Gulseven 15 May at 08:15 PM
Ashes to ashes, brain to mush

Gosh, how about that awful advert where the lady from Ashes to Ashes pretends not to understand how moisturisers work and is talked down to by a male narrator. What kind of woman are they trying to appeal to?!

Kathryn Hudson 16 May at 04:36 PM
Even the small things irritate me

Recently, Welch's Grape juice ads where each family member has their own preferred type of juice and identity..EXCEPT the mother. She just pours the damn stuff out.

On a similar note, Weetabix's recent family based campaign. Dad is greedy and has three, Mum is in training for a marathon, drum playing eldest son needs energy whilst their teenage daughters "watches what she eats"...implying she thinks shes fat. GRR

Its not just the obvious tits and ass type ads that have dodgy messages.

20 May at 01:21 PM
Boycott the Daily Express!

The advert - is it for the Daily Express? - where the narrator announces a war between the sexes from Monday to Saturday and shows two battle lines of men and women; the men with toy cars and footballs and the women with high heels and little dogs. And then on Sunday you have the men and women pairing off and reading the separate magazines for men and women - coz, you know, women are only interested in make up and handbags and men in cars and football.
If that isn't perpetuating gender stereotypes, I have no idea what else is.
Getting angry just typing this and have to be restrained from throwing things at the TV when it comes on....

Falon 13 Mar at 06:55 PM

all i gotta say is, watch spike tv at night, and you will see enough sexist tv shows and commercial for a lifetime of watching tv.