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Sexist TV adverts past and present
Ah, copywriters. Spending unspeakably long days with their limited edition Air Force Ones propped up on desks inside avant-garde offices decorated like teenage bedrooms. They got it bad.
They don’t only have to spend months compiling patronising profiles of we consumer drones and plotting tricksy "brand identities". Goodness me, no. They also have to then spend two weeks in Mauritius on an expense account while three-score bikini lovelies throw their legs in the air for razor adverts. And then to cap it all, they’re forced to spend a further month at the post-production house, suffering the humiliation of irritatingly fussy sushi lunches, what are delivered by stroppy minimum wage slavers. It’s not easy, eh readers?
You won’t be that surprised to hear that while there are many Account Executives (client suck-ups) in advertising, there aren’t so many female "creatives" (people what write the ads). This is because advertising likes its "creatives" young, directional and shaped like Nathan Barley. This is why it regularly produces the kind of thick offensive nonsense lapped up by Nuts peabrains up and down the land – like the recent Pot Noodle advert we brought to your attention. That which comes from thick heads stays thick, and ends up on your telly. So in honour of the dumbos, and to add a little WTF fire to your arvo, here’s some fine examples from berks who should know better. Roll your eyes, foam at the gob, then give us your own examples.
1. Folgers Coffee (1959)
To ease you in, here’s some nonsense about "fresh perked" coffee and how you really oughta make sure his cup runneth over with instant goodness. “I’m serious honey, your coffee’s undrinkable!” quoth everyman husband person. “I’m serious honey, you’re so boring I’ve had it off with the handyman!” being the correct response.
2. Wildroot Shampoo (1962)
Apparently in 1962 a "whistle and a wink gets her every time". Yup, I love whistling, me. Do you like whistling, readers? Are you one gene away from being some sort of woman/canine genetic abomination? Oh, aren’t we all?
3. Rustlers Hamburgers (2007)
Absolutely hilarious. Encourages thick blokes to eat shit food thereby making them fat and unattractive. They then have absolutely no chance of getting a girlfriend, be she microwaveable or oven-ready. Prompted 219 complaints to the ASA (as did that picture leading this feature, I'm sure), but I do have a question and it merits shouty caps. WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?
4. Hungry Man Chicken (2008)
Over in America, it is a medical fact that drinking smoothies turns you into a girl. And all girls go to the loo in threes, right? OMG that is SO funny. Because it’s true, yeah? Also notable for a totally shameless "Obesity crisis? What obesity crisis?" tagline. Men of America, "It’s good to be full".
5. Ladbrokes Bingo
Ladbrokes Bingo not only posits that men are a bunch of lumpen, petrol-headed engine obsessives. They’ve also come up with a handy solution. All you do is walk away, log on to your computer and spend all the family money on online bingo! Come on girls! You can do it craned over a laptop in a darkened room all on your own whilst your family falls apart in front of Corrie! Presumably after you’ve spent all the Family Credit, you can then take out one of those brilliant consolidation loans that are just a phone call away. Too, too depressing for words.
Go on, telly-bashers. Nominate your own sexist TV ads below.
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To redress the gender imbalance
I'm happy to be filmed in my soiled pants promoting washing machines, cheap chocolate and 'consolidated loans'.
FYI – I am a mid-thirties male who chain smokes and looks like Daniel Day Lewis having a stroke.
...
You're hired.
YES!
I should add that 99% of my body is 'scar tissue'. I look like a robot's furball.
It's a bit of a cliche
to say that a lot of the time it is men that are made to look like brainless idiots in adverts. However, a lot of the time it is men that are made to look like brainless idiots in adverts. I just wish I could think of some good examples.
A better man than me has some thoughts about men in advertising though - your Brooker on Screenwipe:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wiwmYjk9ARA
guilty as charged
I think there is a lot of this in the industry still (Lynx, anything with J Clarkson's face on it, so-called 'lad-mags') but I think - in places - there has been some progress in the right direction.
You're right in one area though - all bar one of the copywriters in an ad agency I know of are female. However, 90% of the account handlers (including the MD and two other top earners) are women. I also know plenty of successful women copywriters, some of whom are responsible for pumping out ads that would make the average Lipster's gorge rise.
Bit of a Sport
The one that's got me recently is the Daily Sport ads - commercials that manage to be hugely insulting to both men and women *at the same time*.
For those yet to experience them, The Sport's conjecture is that somewhere along the line, the world went mad and men began to believe that there was more to life than 'Girls, Sport and Funny Stuff.' The Sport, however, is not one to take such a crisis lying down. To stop the rot, they've produced a paper full of only lame gags, interviews with footballers and pictures of tawdry bints with their baps out.
I'm glad they're here to save me from my lipster reading self; and that they've reminded me that women are simply here for my entertainment.
who pushes the button?
If it's not sexism backfiring on a brand, it's the likes of my current favourite, Nationwide, trying to make their fictional competition look like imbeciles while managing to actually put people off their own brand.
Copywriters and account execs aside, who are the commissioning marketing geniuses that actually sign this stuff off?
It's not just men
There's rather a horrendous number of ads where women behave like lecherous idiots lately, and that's apparently 'ok' because we're the downtrodden lot, aren't we?
The Diet Coke Break ads and that bloody Bueno one with "A Little Bit of What You Fancy" being the objectified arse of a waiter.
Supposedly feminist ads are the ones which get my goat more than anything, they cheapen progress.
I just gotta Axe
Do you all get the Axe Body Spray commercials, or is that just a local infection here in the states?
They're enough to make yuh wanna go Lizzy Borden. What with young guys spraying aforesaid body spray upon themselves and then the womens get hot wet panting with lust and throwing themselves at the young irresistable studmuffins.
I'm guessing it's supposed to be "ironic" and a pomo take on the old Hai Karate commercials of the seventies. But in actuality it's just sad and makes you figure that Axe smells like ass and is worn by the same.
Hunh
I just answered my own question at Wiki. On your side of the pond it's called "Lynx". And yet, it's the Axe commercials that run on BBC America. What's the point of BBCA if I don't get authentic BBC ads? But I digress.
Lynx
Is horrible stuff as well. I know that they are trying to 'reposition' the brand but for most people Lynx is what 14 year old boys wear and no amount of advertising will change that.
Ad bashing
I'm a female Copywriter. Woo! The only one at my current agency, and at the last place I worked.
This may raise hackles, but the lack of female creatives might have something to do with the fact that a big ego - or at least an unerring self-belief that borders on arrogance - seems to really help in this industry. Ooooh, controversial.
And the ads? Well, Rustlers just want to shift burgers. Did their complaint-generating spot appeal to the target audience and boost sales? The depressing answer is: probably.
too true
Tremendous confidence does help (ie the typically 'male' qualities of arrogance and ego), but so does insight, empathy and an alternate world view...
Speaking of more crap ads a la Diet Coke ad - those Aero ads with the 'hunky' bloke with his man norks out, pouting to camera. Dear God.
norks
You're right attackchaffinch. If only more people realised that then maybe there'd be more female creatives. Sadly it's not all Mauritian photo shoots neither...
I too hate that Boots ad with Keeley Hawes. And that Weetabix one sounds truly dismal.
Ashes to ashes, brain to mush
Gosh, how about that awful advert where the lady from Ashes to Ashes pretends not to understand how moisturisers work and is talked down to by a male narrator. What kind of woman are they trying to appeal to?!
Even the small things irritate me
Recently, Welch's Grape juice ads where each family member has their own preferred type of juice and identity..EXCEPT the mother. She just pours the damn stuff out.
On a similar note, Weetabix's recent family based campaign. Dad is greedy and has three, Mum is in training for a marathon, drum playing eldest son needs energy whilst their teenage daughters "watches what she eats"...implying she thinks shes fat. GRR
Its not just the obvious tits and ass type ads that have dodgy messages.
Boycott the Daily Express!
The advert - is it for the Daily Express? - where the narrator announces a war between the sexes from Monday to Saturday and shows two battle lines of men and women; the men with toy cars and footballs and the women with high heels and little dogs. And then on Sunday you have the men and women pairing off and reading the separate magazines for men and women - coz, you know, women are only interested in make up and handbags and men in cars and football.
If that isn't perpetuating gender stereotypes, I have no idea what else is.
Getting angry just typing this and have to be restrained from throwing things at the TV when it comes on....