We at the Lipster decided not to go to Glastonbury this year, favouring the iPlayer's gift of letting us watch what the BBC decided to film at our very own leisure (Jay-Z, Sunday morning, with breakfast in bed). But we hear it was a good 'un. Here are our favourite bits, from what we saw on telly and on the internet.

1. Amy Winehouse punched a fan. Or slapped him. Or ninja-sliced him. But it was all in self-defence - didn't anyone ever tell you never to grab a lady's beehive?

2. Jay-Z owned Noel Gallagher. Never has the Oasis bore seemed more old, out of touch and irrelevant - as Jay-Z hammered home by looping Noel's diss and walking on-stage to Wonderwall.

3. "It's a great honour to play for these angels born of the mud," Mr Cohen told his disciples, wowing the crowd at the Pyramid Stage with a tailored version of Hallelujah. Sadly, there's no BBC footage, as he isn't being filmed on any of his tour dates.

4. Wiley joined Hot Chip for an extra-special Wearing My Rolex, causing us casual internet followers to utter the first, "Hmm, I actually wouldn't mind being there for that."

5. Beth Ditto came out in support of Jay-Z (though she wasn't as supportive as Beyonce, who danced so hard in the wings that she nearly broke the stage, probably). "Seriously, I'm so fucking jealous [of you]," she told her assembled Gossip devotees. "Jay-Z: guilty of making this festival good!" Listening, Noel?