When a Times writer asked Liam Gallagher if he would ever consider selling his wedding photographs, he got the following response. Featuring 14 variants on the f-bomb. In nine sentences. Which the Times has to star out, meaning the end result looks like this:

In short, no he would not, thanks very much.

Other things what we learned about Liam - he doesn't like "ugly" Coldplay and Radiohead fans, or modern music:

"I’ve mellowed, but not in the sense of liking Radiohead or Coldplay. I don’t hate them. I don’t wish they had accidents. I think their fans are boring and ugly and they don’t look like they’re having a good time ... I play the Beatles, the Stones, the Kinks, Neil Young, the Pistols. Maybe a bit of the Roses. Don’t like modern bands. Topman music, innit?”

Times: Liam Gallagher on celebrity, fatherhood and hating Coldplay