Should you pick up a copy of the Mirror on this glorious Friday morning, prepare to be educated in the ways of rock. For their 3AM pages bring us a thrilling trio of music stories...

1. 'Hoosiers star Alfonso Sharland defends beard' "The lanky star said: 'I get a lot of stick for my beard because it doesn't quite grow everywhere. A few of my friends can't grow one and they're very jealous of mine.'"

2. 'Zutons star Dave McCabe reveals strange phobia' "The Zutons lead singer Dave McCabe has revealed a secret phobia - apple pies. The muso reckons he can't stomach the sweet treat and runs away from anyone he spots tucking into one."

3. 'Lawnmower treat for Lily Allen' "Nope, even the rich and famous have to carry out the dullest of chores sometimes. For instance, here's LDN singer Lily Allen with a big wedge of cash and the Flymo she bought with it."

Thanks, the Mirror.