Leggins (and this is the correct spelling) have apparently been flying from the shelves of online fashion outlet Shop Intuition this week, after Lindsay Lohan designed a whole range for those of us who favour tights, but with the ends chopped off.

We will gloss over the fact that there is little ‘design’ involved in the manufacture of leggins, and that it is possible to design them in the space of quite literally seconds. Click to see some of her truly heinous leopard-print ‘ankle gloves’.

In similar fashion snewzzzzzz, fellow disastrous "singer" Jessica Simpson is designing some dresses. Sayeth Jessica, "I plan on creating beautiful dresses in distinctive fabrics and silhouettes that are reflective of my personal style and offer something special to the market place." We wonder if that ‘something special’ is not rather easier to locate in one’s local H&M, but then we are very mean like that.

Shop Intuition: 6126 by Lindsay Lohan

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