In today’s The Sky Is Not Falling In After All news, a wise waitress at a Cornish pub has apparently refused the Kaiser Chiefs’ offer to play. Heartening, is what this is. Full marks Cornwall, who take County of the Year in a decision which will be rather amusing for landfill-indie allergics everywhere.

This also tips the Scales of Pop to their rightful position, after we almost liked the Kaisers earlier this week, when Ricky Wilson stuck up for the winningly handsome Kele Okereke.

The Sun: Kaiser Chiefs barred by pub