LIKES THE REMIX BETTER

Popbitch have done a Christmas annual. We looked at it in Borders last week and it made us do filthy laughs. (It was on a table quite close to the history books but we were not laughing at war, other customers.) Kindly, they have provided three annuals for us to give away. And for the big overall winner, there is also a swank Popbitch T-shirt, which has Liza Minnelli on it, just over the left breast*:

So if you would like to be in with a chance of winning said annuals (which are great for Christmas, as they are hardback and everything) and, for one of you, the T-shirt, just finish off this line:

"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me..."

We warn you that we are probably going to think the most amusing answers are worthy of a prize, rather than the most correctest ones, so email your festive funnies to competitions@thelipster.com

Closing date is midday on Tuesday, 16th December, as that way we will not miss the last Christmas post and you can pop it under the tree.

If you do not win you can always buy it here.

*Please note we are giving away the smaller lady version of this, so chaps, you might have to go on a diet or give it away.