Sugababes have just released a new video for the next single No Can Do. It is must be called that because someone said, "Can you make a song as good as you used to?" It is worse than Girls, and that was pretty bad, what with taking its inspiration from a M&S advert featuring Twiggy and everything. It is time to face facts - the ever-changing Sugababes machine is on a downward spiral.
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Good news! Salt-N-Pepa are touring again after seven years off. Bad news! It's only in Australia and Asia. Good news! We could go on a hot holiday and see them at the same time. Bad news! It sounds like it has the potential to piss all over what we loved about them. And that summation is based on words from their very own manager:
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The short and long answer to this, after the jump. As well as a youtubular world of positive-thinkspeak, mixed metaphors and WIN-WIN nonsense from Dragon's Den's Peter Jones. What part of Always Be Closing do Hamfatter not understand? All of it, as it happens.
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Apropos of nothing, we are amused by the meaningless musical polls thrown up by Google Ads. Like these ones....
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I mean we are here, obviously, doing our lol-some music schtick and that, but Wendy and myself are also guest-editing the wonderful DollyMix for the next two weeks, where we can write about ladystuff like in the olden days.
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Some rock Grandads are frighteningly scary as it is, their leathery old wrinklefaces peeking out from the monthlies. But who are their evil alter egos? We investigate, after the jump...
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Two terrifying snippets of news from The Kooks and Stereophonics' Kelly Jones. Cheap jokes ahoy!
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The Daily Fail reported yesterday that god-fearing Bono, self-appointed Saviour of Rock and all-round dullard, was caught 'carousing' with two teenage girls in St Tropez. It made us think of vampires, for some strange reason...
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