Best piece of news all day! Cliff's fanbase are frothing with rage at Oasis' new songthing, "The Turning". They say Noel'n'Liam are COPIERS. But what other similarities exist between the two musical criminals? We investigate, thoroughly, after the jump:
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After the two hip-hop giants slugged it out for album sales supremacy last year - with Kanye trouncing Curtis then stomping all over the remains - you'd have thought Fiddy might have a bit of dignity about the whole affair, especially since he promised to resign and then changed his mind. But no.
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There was a great piece in the Observer on Sunday by Barbara Ellen, all about that hyped up Lily Allen/Elton John feud: "Elton has had his fun, now it's her turn." And while Lily's keen to point out that there were "no hard feelings" about that "Fuck off, Elton" (sadly), he's still got the hump.
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If you're eagerly awaiting the Lipster's V Festival Report, then worry not, it's on its way - just as soon as we've dug the tent out of the mud. In the meantime, Mark Ronson has been keeping us entertained by refusing to maintain a dignified silence in the face of Noel Gallagher's "learn three chords" daftness, answering back on his MySpace blog. Go, tiger:
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Noel Gallagher's a tedious old duffer at the best of times, but he's at his worst when trying to fathom music that doesn't sound like it was ripped from a 70s stodge-rock how-to guide. Mark Ronson, apparently, needs to "buy a guitar".
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Here's one way not to endear yourself to the parents - sulk about them not offering you any help in the music business, stop talking to them and then make a documentary about how horrid they are. Step forward Dr Dre's daughter Manaj, you naughty little tyke.
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Damon Albarn has discovered that it's possible to get a grade A in GCSE music without being able to read music. And he's not happy...
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Fellow Sri Lankan rapper Delon is NOT a fan, and has come up with a Paper Planes re-rub which surmises that her Tamil Tiger imagery must mean she supports terrorists and wants him dead. 'You want war,' he says...video after the jump.
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John Lydon's mouth-almighty ranting had a bit of insight once. Now, he's just a bitter old bully. Deciding against the perhaps wise path of keeping it buttoned for a little while, he's turned his attentions to Amy Winehouse...
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