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The Friday TV Planner: June 27
Here’s what to watch and what to avoid in a week which features everything from nails-hard film directors to millionaire ex-page 3 stunnas being remarkably normal. And ooh look, it is raining. Can you hear the sound of editors cutting footage of m...
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Could you be Paris Hilton's NBF?
Despite all the hoo-hahing about reality telly being the Death Of All This Nation Holds Dear, I fancy it is something of a public service. After all, it has afforded we plebs with more opportunity for life landmarks – marriage, fame, the opportuni...
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The Friday TV Planner: June 20
Sport, tennis, thwack, cars, sport, run, tennis, rackets, balls, soccer, big cars, whizz whizz, kick, hit, grunt, goal. Even writing that is more interesting than watching the bucket load of sport telly what is on this week. Which is all very ho...
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New Wonderbra 'speaks to women', is a bit creepy
How I love advertising. It is never more than two steps away from being utterly tedious. Sort of like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, except thick.
This, the downright backward new campaign from Wonderbra, promulgates the theory that a) all nicknames ...
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Cyd Charisse, RIP
Cyd Charisse, all-round fox and Hollywood toe-tapper extraordinaire, died yesterday (17/6) at the grand old age of 86. Dubbed "Beautiful Dynamite", the star of Singing In The Rain and Brigadoon was a fabulously minxy dancer of whom it was once sa...
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Anti-booze campaign targets Doherty-a-likes
The latest Home Office anti-booze ad debuts tonight, with a male protagonist who bears a striking resemblance to one Pete Doherty. And do you know, it’s rather good. Showing a young man getting ready for a night out, we see Blerk A variously smear...
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The Friday TV Planner: June 13
Apparently there is some sort of pan-European five-a-side competition going on this week, which Our Boys were too rubbish to qualify for. So spare a thought for The Mens this week, who have to deal with wall-to-wall coverage of a tournament which ...
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Tom Cruise celebrates 25 years of himself
Do you know what year it is? Think you that it is 2008AD? I am afraid that is wrong, and I will have to take your first answer. For as anyone who measures the age of the planet by the career milestones of Tom Cruise will know, it is in fact 25ADST...
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The Friday TV Planner: June 6
All very sad this week, with only one more episode of The Nick And Margaret show left. Then, we’ll wager, it’ll be Claire who goes off to manage a horribly boring Amstrad project, leaving Alex to live on his charms, Helene to discover a workplace ...
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Big Brother 2008: the contestants in full
This year's Big Brother mugs contestants are in the house. We've done some digging to find out what they're about, if they are worthy of 13 weeks' worth of attention and what they look like when they are drunk...
MARIO AND LISA
Here are Mar...
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