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Britney: Much Better On French Telly

Britney's X Factor performance was called a "shambles" in the Mirror today. This is quite late but also quite fair, and not just because she mimed, but because the Circus theme, as we have already suggested, has a lot of mileage in it. This did not make the most of that mileage. See:
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Here's Shirley Manson As A Urinal

Shirley Manson is playing icy baddie boss Catherine Weaver in the new series of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. She gets to morph out of a urinal, yes, but here are all of her bits - not just toilet-related - spliced together:
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MTV's New Model Show Is Shockingly Tasteless

It's been a long time since we've watched MTV - blame YouTube and an aversion to The Hills - but their new modelling reality show is about to make us switch off for good.
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Getting 'drunk & crazy' enhances your tunes, man

Guess who is mouthing off about rock'n'roll lifestyles and how they enhance a person's chances in making top ROCK 'tracks'? Why, it is Roger so-called Morton, manager of Razorlight and newly-appointed judge in a Battle of the Bands competition.
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Separated at birth: Mya de Zya & Madonna

Kids telly isn't all Night Garden narcolepsy and Bratz no-noses. Along with shows like Yo Gabba Gabba, Freefonix is doing its bit to bring CHOONS to Ver Kids. But doesn't Freefonix' villain remind you of somebody?
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Online pop Hollyoaks gets thumbs down

Fancy a Skins-esque, behind-the-scenes peek at the kerrazy world of the music industry with extra added competition features? What, you do? Well then, may we introduce you to Bebo's new online sitcom, The Secret World of Sam King, essentially a massive advert for Universal Records...
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Courtney & PJ Harvey's how to cheat at guitars

Courtney Love, noteworthy blogger and spell-check allergic, is here today on a teaching mission. Want to write a top rock smash? Why, you only need 5 chords, for which Courtney would like to thank PJ Harvey, after whom the 'Cheater chords' are named. In this spot, she also tells of how she once 'threw a compact at Kurt Loder, which happened to hit Madonna in the head.'
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Work for P Diddy

P Diddy, when not mixing test-tubes of Unforgettable in his laboratory, or changing his name, also makes television programmes. And his latest, 'Work with Diddy,' is not going down too well.
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Moldy Peaches use Juno fame for advert cash

Over at Jezebel, they've discovered a telly advert for a US holiday company which is soundtracked by a very familiar Moldy Peaches song. No, not Who's Got The Crack - it's Juno favourite Anyone Else But You. Except with different words. About golf.
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Kanye West's Iraq war documentary

"War!", a wise man once shouted over a funky, funky beat. "What is it good for?" Thankfully Kanye West has come up with the answer: an MTV show...
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